The Professional is a really good movie. Natalie Portman is so pretty even when she was a kid and Gary Oldman is playing is usual deranged fucked up character. The storyline is really sweet and the ending was really surprising albeit bittersweet. Bloody good show it is.

I'm so super bored at home. Incarceration gives me headaches and would literally drive me insane soon. The life of the unemployed is so excruciating. Why is it the more you don't do anything the more tired you become?

This is hilarious.